Yesterday's revelation

OK, for the past few weeks my boss again has been out of the country...again. Needless to say I get to put on the big hat and deal with more crap than normal. fun! Yesterday I decided I was going on strike and refusing to work with dumb people. I think with this new idea I will never work again.

I guess people come to work in order for someone else to think for them. Everyday I encounter someone else that proves yet again, I am a fucking genius. The piece of paper that hangs in my office saying that I have the ability to manage people, that is a crock. I need a yard stick and a bull horn. And even that at times does not seem to do the trick. I am thinking stun gun. Everyday I leave work thinking even if i didn't do a damn thing today, I did more than a lot of people who are employed here.

I so need my vacation. I have 5 more days of work, how much vodka will it take to make it through Mr. Owl?